The Forty-Seventh Session

June 26, 2021, Campaign: As the ground quakes, evil wakes

Bugfood disappears to take care of Remmy the Squirrel. The Party leaves Quadroads with a send-off from the Ascendants, and with a small party of escorts for the trip. After many days' hike, and a battle through the spiderwebs, the Party enters a cave.

Last session
Shopping, continued
1. Ryltar's dream
Bugfood's vanishment
Departing Quadroads
Into the forest
To the south-southwest

Last session

The Party has been hired by the Ascendants, rulers of Quadroads, to find the source of the dread spiders and solve the problem. We were advanced 10,000 gold out of our 20,000 gold payment to allow us buy supplies for the expedition.

Our escort on this mission is the Goliath named Thrai Razorleaf.

Shopping, continued

In Glassmore's Tinctures, there are still 10 basic healing potions, climbing potions, potion of Stone Giant strength, and potion of resistance to fire. We buy many of the basic healing potions.

At Goodbarrel's Goodmagics, the random magic-item shop, there's slide grease (Oil of Slipperiness), A Wind Fan, Ring of Raman, a Withertouch Staff, and a Handy Haversack. When we ask about ways of disposing of things, Goodbarrel brings out a clear-faced copper dodecahedron, which "May dispose of things. I don't know. Last person who touched this got a nasty shock. They didn't want it after."

"And that's what it does? Gives a nasty shock?"

"Well, that's one side. Don't know about the other sides."

Ryltar buys the Handy Haversack, and puts all his stuff into it. Goodbarrel puts the dodecahedron away, gingerly.

We're done shopping at this time, and so we leave the market district of Quadroads.

We agree to meet up in the morning. Tomorrow is the Fall Equinox, and Thrai tells us that our departure will be celebrated. We're heading along the eastern road to the West Haven.

Ryltar wonders why people can walk into the Temple of Ioun and "Lolth about". Something has changed there. Our speculation as we walk turns up some interesting questions.

We elect to stay at the Regular Inn that night. It's very small, basically someone's house. 3 silver apiece for dinner and beds and breakfast; Ryltar pays the barkeep 5 gold for silence if anyone's looking for us.

Two rooms, two beds each: Bugfood sleeps on the floor, after casting the Hearth of Moonlight and Shadow to hide the Party (and, by extension, the Inn).

Ryltar's dream

That night, Ryltar has a dream in his trance. His nerves are at the breaking point, his mind is full of every iteration of "what could happen? is this where I die? are they going to come for me?"

The morning comes.

Bugfood's vanishment

Ryltar awakes to an empty room; he thinks Bugfood and Vurguron went downstairs for food. Downstairs, there is Vurguron, but no Bugfood.

The barkeep tells us that Bugfood left behind a big sack for whomever comes down looking for him: it's a clanging sack. And there's a note:

My home calls me. I have to protect the squirrel, Remmy. My travels have been far reaching, and deeply enriching. Be safe, don’t die. See me when you can. Have these things that I’ll have little need for.

Ryltar is not surprised that Bugfood needed to leave to protect Remmy.

In the bag are:

The Folding Boat: Jerry
The Ring of Feather Falling (attunement): Vurguron
5 Goodberry scrolls: Ryltar
1 scroll of Sending: Ryltar
5 regular healing potions: Jerry

After some discussion, Vurguron takes the Ring of Feather Falling. Jerry takes the Folding Boat and potions. Ryltar takes the scrolls.

Departing Quadroads

Thrai finds the Party at the Regular Inn, eating breakfast.

Outside, the city sounds like it's gearing up for a festival. There's temporary construction happening in the middle of town. Thrai is dressed for adventure, carrying a huge maul. There are 10 horses, four with extra saddlebags.

A female human rides one horse: "Suse", unnaturally grey hair, and fox-fur cape..
A broad human male with high collar and straight golden hair. Nichye.
A male Dwarf with ostentatious blond beard. Chelrey is his name. He speaks with Irish.
A young female human, exceptionally beautiful, long white hair with brown eyes, and a silver pendant, named Rix.

The square is covered with people, and to the north side is a prepared stage for "Morenzo's Magical Mists", not yet started in performance. Ribbons cross the courtyard from a maypole in the middle.

We talk with them a little bit; they're not surprised about last-minute changes in our Party's number. We decide to leave the spare horse that Bugfood would ride with the Quadroads' guards, at the gate. Chelrey tells us that we're waiting for the Ascendants to give us a send-off from the stage.

And at that point, the major heads of the Ascendancy step out from the stage's curtain, gathering the crowd's attention.

"Citizens of the Quadroads, our best efforts to combat the arachnids that besieged these lands are in the hands of these brave knights," says the Cleric of Pellor.

We get on our horses, and follow Thrai across the plaza.

"Give them your prayers, that they may return, and celebrate this harvest day."

The crowd is somewhere between cheering and mourning.

We exit town, leaving Bugfood's horse behind.

Into the forest

The forest greets us, free of spiders. But the trunks of trees are singed and blackened, and the undergrowth has been burnt away. Thrai pats the saddlebags: "That's half of our mission. We burn away the road, to see if we can get to some normalcy there. We spread out where we can, but they keep encroaching on the road."

The turns of the road and the forest dampen the sounds of the city behind us.

We spend much time spraying webs with oil and setting them on fire.

Suse Weythe: "I usually go with Thrai, on expeditions and scouting. I was assumed lucky when Thrai came back emptyhanded. This will make up for the lack of fame that Thrai had brought herself. I am more fleet of foot than anything else." Ranger.
Nichye: He stands off from the Party, never really interacting unless spoken to. Every so often a rat comes out of his high collar to sit on his shoulder. Thrai leans over to explain: "Nichye is not one for tending the living. I don't know why they sent me with him, but they think he may have some use." Vurguron realizes that he's some sort of spellcaster, and the rat is probably his familiar.
Chelrey is a tinker. He happily explains every little thing he has made and is making and can do. But Ryltar gets the sense that he's not wearing any magic items: he wields light hammers.
Rix, the young exceptionally-beautiful human woman, is a cleric of a god with a moon symbol: Selune. Rix is the paladin, Thrai the cleric.

"We have no emissaries from the Temple of Ioun," says Ryltar. "Do you have much interactions with them?" Chelrey replies that he meets with them off and on. Thrai, no. Nichye: no response. Suse: spends most of her time there.

At Jerry's question, Thrai says that the worship of Lolth is not barred in Quadroads, but she doesn't know of any temples there. She says it's not impossible. Jerry intimates that perhaps it might be hidden or cloaked by another temple; Thrai says it's not illegal but would definitely be investigated.

The guards all wear their personal attire over sanctioned, Quadroads-branded armor.

Ryltar asks about whether they're all from the Quadroads. Chelrey explains how to get from the East Haven by boat to the north to his hometown, the sprawling metropolis of Ciderlan, north of the Red Wastes.

These guards don't usually work together. Thrai lost her usual group; she picked the rest for their skills in protecting themselves against corruption. Their mission is to keep the road clean of webs, and to take our horses back.

Ryltar asks why were were chosen; Jerry said that Thrai said it was because we're good at what we do. Thrai heard of us from the Ascendants; Ryltar is leery of people talking about him as it usually leads to stabbings. But Thrai says that we were praised for saving the West Haven. Ryltar credits the professor, but we also remember Bugfood's wish upon his feather.

The sun sets and we clear a clearing among the webs for our campsite. Thrai sits in the center, and prays. In the early moonlight, a beam of moonlight illuminates her with a feminine, powerful presence, which stands behind her. The moonlight fades, but the presence stays: she has cast Guardian of Faith.

Thrai takes first watch with Ryltar, Jerry and Chelrey second, Vurguron and Nichye, Suse and Ryltar on fourth. We spend the night talking about stuff.

As the night comes to a close, Suse scouts forward, passing quickly out of sight. Suse returns with the dawn, bearing news with tracks a day or two old.

The second and third days pass similarly, without incident. We come to a fork in the road, and settle down at the end of the third day to unload the saddlebags.

That night, Ryltar presses Thrai about the stones in the spiders, how they've gone from being rough rocks to cut stones, hewn with care. Someone or something is shaping them.

Thrai mutters: "So that's why they took… I wonder if there's a reason why… Would that coincide with why the spiders took my party instead of slaughtering them? They were not killed."

"I can think of two things: They could take them because of spider instinct, or worse." Ryltar speculates that whatever force is shaping the stones may decide to start placing them in other creatures.

Thrai explains that she hasn't told anyone else that her party was taken.

On her watch, Jerry notices that Chelrey is less optimistic than before. But he does talk her ear off, none the less. Talking about whittling, and wood, and metal or stone tools as they are applied woodcarving. She asks about stonecarving; he talks about how wood has shapes within it, to reveal stuff. She asks how he'd go about carving the obsidian pumice found in the spiders. He doesn't know.

Nichye and Salris still don't talk to each other.

Suse and Ryltar and Vurguron: after a while Suse says, "I can't sit still this long," and goes off to scout for the second half of her watch.

To the south-southwest

The Party follows Thrai to the south-southwest, off the road, into the webbed woods.

Jerry's 27 Survival roll guides us deep into the forest, taking the "back roads" of the spider highways. Thrai directs us through the woods, into the lair. Thrai casts Shield of Faith on herself, and advances into the lair. She sees a blue-white spider advancing towards her. And then Jerry sees it.

Round 1.
1. Jerry casts Hunter's Mark upon the spider, then stabs twice for 26 and 21 damage.

We're at an intersection in the road, and we hear the chittering of spiders approaching. They hear us.

Thrai advances around a corner to see a Large Splitcaster Spider, and casts Guiding Bolt on it before attacking it.

Round 1: Jerry gains the ability to see through everyone's clothes and armor. The Splitcaster webs Vurguron and Thrai.
1. Salris advances to the spider casts Hexblade's Curse and follows it with Eldritch Blast twice, for 15 force damage before ducking out of the way.
2. A small Phase Spider attacks Salris, and misses its attack. Then it disappears to the Ethereal Plane.
3. Vurguron walks through the space formerly occupied by the Phase Spider to attack the large Splitcaster Spider, missing one attack with his sword and attacking again for 16 radiant damage.
4. Ryltar casts Ray of Frost at the Splitcaster, doing a little damage to it, and
5. Jerry activates the lightning-struck staff to determine if its effect of "see through clothing and armor" will let her see through the spiderwebs. It doesn't. The Party appear butt-ass naked. She moves to where she can see the Splitcaster, and then moves Hunter's Mark onto it.
6. The Splitcaster raises its two-pronged butt and shoots web at Vurguron and Thrai. They both succeed on a Charisma save and are restrained by webs. Then it bites and tentacles at Vurguron, for 14 piercing damage and a Constitution save, which he fails. He takes 18 poison damage.
7. Thrai casts Freedom of Movement on herself.
Round 2: The Phase Spider is smashed; the Splitcaster damages Vurguron some more. A swarm of little spiders appears.
1. Salris moves into the room with the Splitcaster and holds a weapon attack until he can see the Phase Spider.
2. The Phase Spider appears behind Ryltar and attacks him, but misses.
3. Vurguron tries to escape the web, and fails.
4. Ryltar Mind Spikes the Phase Spider, knowing where it is at all times.
5. Jerry stabulates the Phase Spider, killing it.
6. The Splitcaster recharges. It attacks Vurguron with a bite, and is warded off by his Shield. Then it tentacles the webbed Vurguron for 20 damage, and another bite which is similarly Shielded.
7. Thrai makes two maul attacks against the Splitcaster for 25 nonmagical bludgeoning.
8. A whirling swarm of little spiders appears uptunnel from Jerry.
The Splitcaster retreats and the swarm is killed.
1. Salris makes a bunch of slashing attacks at the Splitcaster.
2. Vurguron attacks the Splitcaster, and fails.
3. Ryltar casts Chilling Hands at the swarm; Jerry takes half because she's in the cone and he's careful. He retreats; the swarm's attack of opportunity does 19 damage to him.
4. Jerry kills the weaker half of the swarm and wounds the second half, before retreating.
5. The Splitcaster disengages from the Party, and tunnels down into the underfloor.
6. Thrai Guiding Bolts the swarm into oblivion.

Thrai advances down the tunnel, and sees a Phase Spider in a cul-de-sac.

Round 1
1. Salris casts Eldritch Blast twice for 22 damage.
2. The Phase Spider bites Thrai twice and vanishes to the Ethereal Plane.
3. Vurguron again tries to break out of his web, and fails.
4. Ryltar tries to break Vurguron out of the mysteriously-stronger web, and fails.
5. Jerry tries to cut Vurguron free, and with a 29, succeeds.
6. Thrai advances past the web where the Phase Spider lurked, coming to another bend in the tunnel.
Round 2
1. Salris prepares two Eldritch Blasts in case the Phase Spider reappears.
2. The Phase Spider reappears, and takes 9 force damage. Then it bites him twice,
3. Vurguron toasts those who broke him free with a healing potion, healing for 5, and he advances to the Phase Spider to attack it. It splatters.

Thrai charges ahead; the Party follows at a distance. She's well out of range when she comes across another swarm. "Slow down!" yells Ryltar. Thrai holds an attack.

The swarm moves into Thrai's space with a double move, and then she attacks it.

Vurguron and Salris catch up with her; Vurguron drinks another healing potion. Ryltar dashes after them and takes a healing potion. Jerry dashes to catch up.

Salris Tolls the Dead on that swarm, for 14 necrotic damage on the swarm. It's still alive.

Vurguron advances down the corridor to see the mangled Splitcaster emerging from a trapdoor, and drinks a healing potion. Ryltar advances and holds a Ray of Frost until something attacks him.

Round 1: Jerry attacks the Splitcaster, but is webbed by it. The webs take her to the Ethereal Plane. There, she is attacked by two Phase Spiders. The Splitcaster is killed by the Party.
1. Jerry advances past everyone, heading towards the ping she got from Hunter's Mark, and stabs it for 40 piercing.
2. The Splitcaster webs Jerry. With a 2 Charisma, she and the web phase into the Ethereal Realm. Two Phase Spiders are in the Ethereal Plane, and she's there with them. The Splitcaster makes two tentacle attacks against Vurguron, now that Jerry no longer blocks its attack, and misses both.
3. Thrai advances to behind Vurguron and casts Guiding Bolt on the Splitcaster, bloodying it a bit more.
4. Salris advances to where he can see the Splitcaster with 3/4 cover, and Tolls the Dead, but it makes the save to prevent damage.
5. The two Phase Spiders advance on Jerry, each biting her. With advantage because she is restrained, one is unable to pierce her armor. Her Heartkeeper Breastplate turns the second attack, a crit, into a normal attack, dealing only 7 piercing, and she passes a constitution save to avoid being poisoned.
6. Vurguron advances on the Splitcaster, and attacks twice, slicing the Splitcaster in twain. Dust sprouts from its wounds, and it falls. The dust is purplish-orange.

Ryltar saw Jerry phase out of existence, and she didn't come back when the creature died. He tries to think of anything that can be done to help her, and comes up blank: he can't Polymorph into a Splitcaster; his spirit hound can't see in to the Ethereal Plane. All he can do is walk into the room in which she disappeared, and to look like a juicy target.

Over on the Ethereal Plane, Jerry stares at the two Phase Spiders, silhouetted against the grey, shadowy, misty Ethereal Plane. She passes a Strength save and breaks the web —

— Jerry reappears on the Material plane.

"Oh thank the gods, I thought they were going to eat you," says Ryltar.

"There were two Phase Spiders, and they did try to eat me. They're here and here," says Jerry, pointing. And then she advances into the room.

The Phase Spiders appear, and attack Ryltar, before dying to Vurguron.
1. The Party advances into the room a little, and one Phase Spider appears behind Ryltar. Thrai's Guiding Bolt hits it, but doesn't pop it. The other Phase Spider appears on his other side, and attacks Ryltar for 8 piercing and 7 poison.
2. Vurguron pulls out his Shadow Blade, which gains some bonus from the spider webs' shadows, and with his first attack he slices off three of the spider's legs. His second attack cuts off three more legs, leaving it as a squishy pebble which he steps on. Then he Action Surges and turns to attack the other Phase Spider, and kills it.

We examine the spiders. The smaller Phase Spiders' obsidian pumice crystals are seen to be emitting a little wispy magical vapor, kinda like dry ice. We decide not to put them inside the extradimensional storage we have.

Jerry and Thrai advance into the new room. A spider swarm sees Thrai, and advances upon her.

Vurguron takes an empty potion jar and collects the dust from the Splitcaster, and moves into the room. He and Salris see deep into the room where the swarm came from: there are a number of human-sized cocoons on the floor of the room, next to an unwebbed hole leading into the ground.

Ryltar casts Chilling Hands on the swarm and Thrai, killing the swarm.

A chittering comes from behind us.

Thrai advances through the cocoon room, telling the Party to get into the hole.

Salris grabs a cocoon and gets it into the hole. Vurguron follows with another cocoon.

Jerry sees the webbing flex, and feels the air pressure increase: a wall of spiders approaches from the direction we came, pushing the air in front of them. She grabs the third and final cocoon, and dives into the tunnel, preceded by Ryltar (who had held a sprint into the cave to wait to make sure Jerry made it). Thrai follows, leaping into the hole.

Next session

We have three cocoons, and we're in a cave in the ground under the Spider Forest.

Other stuff:

We know how to trap the Jester, with Magic Circle
What's going on with the stars? Are Ryltar's theories about colors and significant plot-relevant things' colors correct?
How can the Mummy Lord be defeated?
Determine how to resolve the Eta'el-Kerjes plot
Remember to un-petrify Ockoh in the Ice Lord Wint's Lair — if Dirius didn't shatter him. Grab the de-petrification potions from the Elven town.
Is Salris' brother also a bearer of the curse?

Campaign: As the ground quakes, evil wakes

Date	Name	Excerpt
Apr 25, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Ninth Session	The Party drops off Seamus with Salris, and returns Llewyll to the Woven Council. We then rest up, and return to the dungeon to kill the Beholder. Looting ensues. And then Embersia draws from the Deck of Many Things.
Apr 11, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Eighth Session	We explore the tunnels underneath the audtionhouse, and find many treasures and expensive things, including Llewell, the son of Thallia, heir presumptive of the Burning Blood. Several people almost die, including Llewell, but we find the painting of A.R.N. and kill it before teleporting back to Quadroads. We've made a new enemy: Xanathar the Beholder, who owned the horde we raided.
Mar 28, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Seventh Session	We start the auction, and reach the intermission. We slaughter a bunch of people. Then we get stuck in a puzzle for an hour, trying to find the painting of A.R.N.
Mar 14, 2026	The HUndred and Thirty-Sixth Session	We go to Setton and do some reconnaissance, finding little.
Feb 28, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Fifth Session	After planning out the next few sessions' heisting, we take a quick relaxing trip to West Haven to repair our relations with Magister Andraste Netyoine.
Feb 14, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Fourth Session	We leave Lanthet and return to Quadroads. Salris can't come, so Seamus is convinced to come in his stead, and we head to Setton. A.R.N. desires our services for a heist: killing a painting.
Jan 31, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Third Session	In Lanthet, we kill a bunch of elementals and summoners, and rescue Merrill.
Jan 17, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Second Session	Merrill in Peril. We go to Lanthet, and discover it beseiged by tribal summoners and Earth, Fire, and Lightning Elementals. We decide to attack the elementals.
Jan 3, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-First Session	We solve a political problem for Vurguron with some minor violence, and incidentally unocver another Cult attempt to kill lots of people, this time in the South Haven.
Dec 6, 2025	The Hundred and Thirtieth Session	We save the Ascendants, burning even more spell slots. Ryltar has to give up the Ice Heart of Winter to Enigma Cortex Belladonna. The Ascendants send us to South Haven, to help the Draconic Empire.
Nov 8, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Ninth Session	We explore the Quadroads a bit, and interfere in an immolation of religious materials. Many cultists are killed, and two people rescued, but at significant cost. We take a short rest.
Oct 25, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Eighth Session	We fight Belladonna. We don't win. And around us, everything gets worse.
Sep 13, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Seventh Session	Mer-fey backstory! Embersia's divine intervention returns the fey realm to its origin, and the Fey to their original forms. A pact is made, boons granted, and the story of the Fey Seeds told. The Party returns to the Material Plane, and is met by Shadow Belladonna.
Aug 2, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Fifth Session	The Mummy Lord Degrazil is killed. We start the renewal of Lake Renewal, and discover a population of beings in an underwater forest at the bottom of the lake.
Jun 7, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Third Session	After saving one Ascendant, we get boons from the others. Salris experiences an attempt on his soul. We return to Viper's Cove and find the remnants of a ritual. We travel to Sky Diamond Academy, rescue Guy from some vines, and learn that Belladonna has been tracking down parts of her self to reassemble them. There may be a connection between the prophesied stars and her fractured self.
Apr 26, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Second Session	With more fighting through the dungeon, we locate the missing Ascendant and save them with a Teleport. Then we exit the temple.
Apr 12, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-First Session	We decide to go hunt down the missing Ascendant. We enter the damaged temple of Oghma and begin to delve its basement, encountering many different enemies.
Mar 29, 2025	The Hundred and Twentieth Session	We return to Quadroads. The Cultists of the Burnt Tree have been wrecking stuff in Quadroads, and we've been asked to help eliminate them. Also one of the Ascendants might be missing. Moon has a thing for Ryltar.
Mar 1, 2025	The Hundred-And-Eighteenth Session	Jerry gains new tools; Jarasoom steals from Jerry to benefit Embersia. We find the journal of Orrel, describing where the last battle against Belladonna. The Drow appear at the Library.
Feb 15, 2025	The Hundred and Seventeenth Session	We continue to explore the Arcadia Infinatum. Jerry delves too greedily and too deep, and gets chased by even more corrupted knowledge-seekers. Rajahtesh tempts Ryltar with all of Ioun's knowledge. Percival is challenged by Jarasoom, the huge Brass Dragon, and doesn't impress him. Embersia searches for knowledge of the Library itself.
Jan 18, 2025	The Hundred and Sixteenth Session	We meet the library's Arbiter and Guardian, and explore the library. We found out some things about the prophecy, and the past.
Jan 4, 2025	The Hundred and Fifteenth Session	We run away from Dirius. We find the Library. Embersia admits she was in love with Sergith and let the Shield get stolen.
Dec 21, 2024	The Hundred and Fourteenth Session	We encounter and defeat a Demilich. We break into a chest and save Embersia from her first death, and then Dirius decides to attack us.
Dec 7, 2024	The Hundred and Thirteenth Session	We find the source of the mysterious desert statues: a Medusa! Thanks to a show of trust from Ryltar, we solve her curse without fighting her or an army of protective statues. And then we fight some sandworms.
Nov 23, 2024	The Hundred and Twelfth Session	We spend months journeying across the Red Sands, and encounter some strange things.
Nov 9, 2024	The One Hundred and Eleventh Session	In the Red Wastes, we spend some time travleing. Dirius and Ryltar do their questioning.
Oct 26, 2024	The Hundred and Tenth Session	Dirius' expedition sets off across the desert. An elephant is involved.
Oct 12, 2024	The Hundred and Ninth Session	Vurguron cleans house. We learn that Sergith was working for Belladonna. Vurguron details a paladin to support the Party, and the Party goes off to Zennar, where they meet with Dirius and the Harbingers of Discovery.
Sep 28, 2024	The Hundred and Eighth Session	The Prima Dominous competition: Can Vurguron defeat Sergith?
Sep 14, 2024	The Hundred and Seventh Session	We find the Platinum Scale of Bahamut.
Aug 17, 2024	The Hundred and Sixth Session	Vurguron sneaks into the Open Session and invokes Prima Dominus. It doesn't go as he expected.
Aug 3, 2024	The Hundred and Fifth Session	Vurguron networks to gain support for his Prima Domnius challenge against Sergith for control of the Third House, and gains support of many houses.
Jun 8, 2024	The Hundred and Third Session	We travel to the South Haven, to Vurguron's home. Vurguron's family has been usurped; they no longer control the Third House.
May 11, 2024	The Hundred and Second Session	The Prodigal Son returns to the Byron home, and breaks with his father.
Apr 27, 2024	The Hundred and First Session	We discover the false priest, and a plot to open a portal with obsidian pumice "wrenches". This comes to a head at the Umberlee service, as the false priest summons a shoggoth. We kill th false priest and the shoggoth, placate Umberlee, and then close the portal.
Mar 30, 2024	The Hundredth Session	After extensive planning, we search around and find the location of the Thieves' Guild base, and throw out the plans. Bugfood's sister Miranda is extracted from her cell, and then we roll Plan A: Percival the Stoat Seller. This allows us to bypass a couple of fights, and cut direct to the Big Bad fight against the entire Thieves' Guild, whom we splatter across their underground lair.
Mar 2, 2024	The Ninety-Ninth Session	A short summary of actions: interrogate the Thieves.
Feb 17, 2024	The Ninety-Eighth Session	Having teleported to the area near Maymoor, the Party sets out to find Bugfood. Finding him, the Party then sets out to find Miranda. We enter an underground base of some sort, kill some Thieves, and are flushed out when they flood the base. We did not find Miranda, but we did capture a Thief, who gives us directions to where 'The Brigade' can be found.
Feb 3, 2024	The Ninety-Seventh Session	We learn of the history of the Dereshars' curse, and upset the crew of the Nightmare. Then we sink the ship and return to Quadroads, where we revive Seamus and prepare to go save Bugfood.
Jan 20, 2024	The Ninety-Sixth Session	We save Salris.
Jan 6, 2024	The Ninety-Fifth Session	Some retconning happens; we pick up some other plot threads. Belladonna still attacks Quadroads; we still brief the Ascendants. Then we go to Dirius' talk and learn of Dirius' upcoming expedition to the First Library in the Red Wastes. Percival's father sends a message. Jerry dreams of Bugfood.
Nov 11, 2023	The Ninety-Fourth Session	We go to tackle the little ghost, which turns out to be Belladonna. Oops. She's partially freed now. So we go off to find Salris, and aid him in his situation at Viper Cove.
Oct 14, 2023	The Ninety-Third Session	Shopping in Quadroads, and we plan improvements to the Regular Inn. We gain access to the Teleportation Circles of the Temple of Ioun, and check in with Moon. We gain audience with the Ascendants tomorrow. Thrai is happy to hear that we've done some stuff, but now she needs us to deal with a spectre. And Bugfood leaves us a message about Salris.
Sep 30, 2023	The Ninety-Second Session	Jerry dies. Jerry lives. We smash the canoptic jars. We recover Ockoh and some flail snail shells..
Sep 16, 2023	The Ninety-First Session	We return to Sky Diamond and learn some things about Belladonna: she caused the Divergence. Then we go to the pyramid, learn of the Quadroads mission to explore it, and enter ourselves. It's a small little pyramid, but it's also hard to get into without dying. We defeat the first floor, and find the second.
Sep 2, 2023	The Ninetieth Session	We fight the Mummy Lord Degrazil at Lanthet, and almost kill him, but fail to prevent him from taking Kerjes' body back to his Lady, Mistress Silra Edenair, also known as Belladonna.
Aug 19, 2023	The Eighty-Ninth Session	Having finished our goals in the Yuan-Ti temple, we teleport to Sky Diamond Academy. Guy catches us up on the nature of the stars: they represent items made with Fey Seeds. We have 3 of 6, maybe? Also the divination professor at SDA is a fraud, it seems, but for a bard he's really good at teaching divination. We're responsible for his upcoming disciplinary hearing.
Aug 5, 2023	The Eighty-Eighth Session	We kill a whole lot of Yuan-Ti, and recover our stuff. Vurguron and Jerry nearly die.
Jul 8, 2023	The Eighty-Sixth Session	The mysterious entity under the tree is revealed as Belladonna, also known as Nightshade, Poisoner of the Mother of the Forest! Enemy of Wint! Furthermore, she's the patron of Salris and his brother! We skedaddle back to Setton, and do some shopping. Salris leaves on a quest.
Jun 10, 2023	The Eighty-Fifth Session	We go to Kerjes' tree, find Eta'el. The Sky Giant claims the hoard, and denies our claim, so we fight, and we win. Then we go to investigate the mysterious thing in the basement of the tree, which is …
May 27, 2023	The Eighty-Fourth Session	We kill time in the Woven Council, go shopping, and hold a small party. Then we hit Level 14.
May 13, 2023	The Eighty-Third Session	Kerjes shows up with the Roc; we kill her.
Apr 15, 2023	Strategy Session: Defeating Kerjes	We come up with a game plan, meet a Magister, clean up the demons, and do some prep work. We have a team, and we have more weapons.
Apr 1, 2023	The Eighty-Second Session	We run around the city, do some combat, and try to figure out what we'll do when Kerjes shows up. A long rest occurs, so we are finally feeling a little healthier.
Mar 18, 2023	The Eighty-First Session	We find Ren's body, which is mostly scraps. We then find the portal, and manage to close it. Jerry is a Giant Ape now.
Feb 18, 2023	The Eightieth Session	Lanthet is beseiged. We set out to lift the siege by closing the demon portal, which might be in the governor's mansion. After a quick treck through the sewers, and encounters with The Lost Boys and a Sewer Sarlaac, we enter the governor's mansion and kill the Marilith, since she happens to be there. And then we scamper off into the sewers again.
Feb 4, 2023	The Seventy-Ninth Session	We arrive in Lanthet, and discover a city beset by demons. Entering the city, we sneak arounduntil we locate Jerry's family in a beseiged temple. After breaking the siege, we escort the trapped people to a more-defensible location. Kerjes returns, notices our presence, and demands our heads by tomorrow. Kerjes was wounded, and Ren's sacrifice damages her again.
Jan 21, 2023	The Seventy-Eighth Session	The Party departs the Forest with borrowed gear, and arrives in Setton. We kill a Rakshasa that was impersonating Ryltar's girlfriend, but lose the girlfriend. After restocking,we travel to Ren, who tells us that Kerjes is on the move, headed to Jerry's hometown.
Jan 7, 2023	The Seventy-Seventh Session	The Party is captured by the Yuan-Ti. Jerry goes John McClane. The Captain of the Verdant Guard is revealed as an agent of Kerjes. Ryltar rescues the Party with Dimension Door. We set off in search of new equipment, reassurance that Kerjes will not go after Jerry's family, and revenge upon the Yuan-Ti.
Oct 29, 2022	The Seventy-Sixth Session	The people of the forest go their different ways. The West Haven militia returns to the Yuan-Ti stronghold, to attack it, and the Party follows. But we are betrayed by the West Haven captain, leaving Jerry alone and all else captured or dying.
Oct 15, 2022	The Seventy-Fifth Session	A Potion of Diminuation lets us carry the tree out of the Yuan-Ti stronghold, and we successfully replant the Lady of the Forest on her throne. Percival becomes her Protector, and we return to the Touched village. Jerry cures Majorie.
Oct 1, 2022	The Sevnty-Fourth Session	We slay a great many Yuan-Ti, but not their self-deifying leader. The prophet, Sev, leads us to a fungal grove where the Mother of the Forest sleeps, and we try to wake her, to no avail, It's time to contact Bugfood!
Sep 17, 2022	The Seventy-Third Session	We discover a batch of prisoners in the temple, free them, and arm them. Then we clean up after some guards, before discovering the biggest baddie yet in the room: A Yuan-Ti Abomination.
Sep 3, 2022	The Seventy-Second Session	Dungeon crawling time! We hack and slash our way through the tunnels beneath the Yuan-ti ziggurat.
Aug 20, 2022	The Seventy-First Session	The Party reconnoiters the Yuan-ti city, then waits for an opportune moment to sneak in. Under heavy rain, we enter the city, and blast our way into the temple, killing guards with overpowered magic, and finally we come to the open stone door. Inside is a dark room, and noises.
Jul 23, 2022	The Seventieth Session	Commissioned by the Ancient Elm, the Party goes to find the Mother of the Forest, who may have been kidnapped by the Yuan-Ti. We find a Yuan-Ti compound in the forest, and Salris reconnoiters it.
Jun 11, 2022	The Sixty-Eighth Session	Percival emerges from a short coma determined to help the Forest. We persuade him to join us on our quest to rid the forest of corruption, permanently. To the northwest we travel, and get caught in a series of painful encounters. Jerry almost dies.
May 28, 2022	The Sixty-Seventh Session	Heading to the Jimenju tree to find out more about how to become TOuched be the Forest, we encounter Percival. He's pursued by one of the Eyes of the Forest, which we kill. Salris' new patron expresses itself in his casting. Then the half-Elf Werebear Fernard leads us to the Jimenju tree, which is very very creepy.
May 14, 2022	The Sixty-Sixth Session	The Party continues snooping upon Majorie's Tribe, and eventually confronts her. We are introduced to the tribe, and the Speaker, and learn of the mysteries of the forest. The tribe are eating poison all the time, but aren't harmed because they're Touched By The Forest. They do this to prevent the spread of the forest's corruption, when the Assassin killed the mother of the forest, leaving behind the Ancient Elm and the Assassin's Tears.
Apr 30, 2022	The Sixty-Fifth Session	A.R.N. pays the Party with a quick teleport to the Kulahaar Wilds, where Majorie was last seen in a scrying painting. There, we cross some weird forests to snoop on Majorie's Tribe. They're doing weird things, staring at the sky all night, with glowing eyes.
Apr 16, 2022	The Sixty-Fourth Session	With the artist A.R.N. saved, the Party returns to The Hunter's Table to rest. Vurguron finds a friend of his father, who challenges Vurguron to a fight so that he may hand over a legendary shield to Vurguron. The Party restocks on potions, and then returns to A.R.N. to get paid. A.R.N. does some scrying, and we see our first image of Majorie in a long time.
Apr 2, 2022	The Sixty-Third Session	The Party explores more of ARN's mansion, and wins a poetry slam battle. Then we find ARN, and the statue that ARN is carving. The Party nearly dies in the process.
Mar 19, 2022	The Sixty-Second Session	We begin to explore the second floor of A.R.N.'s mansion, and discover the basement accidentally. With the assistance of a painting, we manage not to die as we make our way through the courtyard into another section of the basement, and from there, into the kitchen. There's more tunnels left to explore, however, and we're still in pretty bad shape.
Feb 19, 2022	The Sixty-First Session	Majorie is alive and with her tribe, so the Party decides to go do some social networking by rescuing A.R.N. The first few rooms of the mansion of A.R.N. nearly kill us.
Feb 5, 2022	The Sixtieth Session	The Party arrives in Setton, and visits a hunters' guild. The Party learns of a quest to to save an artist, missing in a mansion. Ryltar makes friends with the Half-Orc scroll-scribe Guleva. Salris changes patrons. Jerry ponders our next steps.
Jan 22, 2022	The Fifty-Ninth Session	The Tall Missionary takes the Noble Daughter hostage, and dies an innocent at Ryltar's wand. The murderer is revealed as a Rakshasa, which had disguised itself as the Noble Husband. The sea monster disappears, but a curse lingers over the ship until it is removed. The ship is repaird and sails on. The Party offers custodianship of the Regular Inn to the ship's boy, Xander.
Jan 8, 2022	The Fifty-Eighth Session	We interrogate nine captives about the death of the carpenter's mate, Xaban, but get no useful answers. A baby manticore is discovered in an unmarked crate in the hold, and exonerated of the murder. Its owners, two crewmembers, are chastised. An aquatic beast approaches the ship, and the murderer is revealed.
Dec 11, 2021	The Fifty-Seventh Session	The Cumberlite Isles hide a bloody secret, beneath their verdant hills. We nope the fuck out of there, but not after first going on a drunken bender. The ship's complement discovers a thief onboard, and then a saboteur-slash-murderer.
Nov 13, 2021	The Fifty-Sixth Session	Salris catches up with his brother, Seamus. Seamus now captains his own ship, cursed to resurrect anyone who dies on board. The Party skedaddle, boarding passage to the Cumberlite Isles, and defeat a Sea Dragon along the way.
Oct 16, 2021	The Fifty-Fifth Session	An energetic encounter with lake trolls on the river to Greyharbor results in four trolls dead and one swimming away. The Party buys supplies for desert travel, and seeks passage on a boat to a new town. Salris finds his brother, and reveals himself to him.
Oct 2, 2021	The Fifty-Fourth Session	The Party talks with an upset Thrai. We mysteriously gain the deed to the Regular Inn in Quadroads. After teleporting to the Woven Council to pick up some potions and say hi to Ren, we fload downriver to Riverbend, and thence to Greyharbor.
Sep 18, 2021	The Fifty-Third Session	The Party is celebrated in Quadroads. Majorie is fine, but in the deserts of the north. Salris decides not to follow through on his latest assassination contract. Ryltar identifies the Far Realm Shard, and attunes to it. The celebrations are attacked by assassins targeting Dirius, and the Party saves her life.
Aug 21, 2021	The Fifty-First Session	We sprint towards Quadroads, interruped only by a midnight battle with Rezzik Brazzik and two bands of assassins. Kerjes is on our tail, as are the Drow. The Drover dies, and Ryltar puts a hit out on Dirius with Rezzik Brazzik. Thrai is aghast.
Aug 7, 2021	The Fiftieth Session	The Party finds Thrai's missing Halfling companion, who is full of spiderlings. He dies. Thrai blows up the cave system, which we escape just barely. We name the ensuing depression as Rogo's Lake, after the Halfling. Percival teleports away, and the the rest of the Party begins the trek back to Quadroads. Among the loot is an ominous note messaging Majorie, Jerry's daughter.
Jul 24, 2021	The Forty-Ninth Session	The Party defeats the Flesh Weaver, and several spiders die as well. We take a long rest inside a Tiny Hut provided by the new bard, Percival, and discover a giant obsidian pumice stone surrounded by corpses.
Jul 10, 2021	The Forty-Eighth Session	The Party ventures into the spiders' caverns. They discover antimagic spiders, phase spiders, swarms of spiders, lair actions, and the dungeon boss: The Flesh Weaver, an Aberration of Drow and spider and tentacles. Much combat happens, downing Jerry and Vurguron, who are both revived.
Jun 26, 2021	The Forty-Seventh Session	Bugfood disappears to take care of Remmy the Squirrel. The Party leaves Quadroads with a send-off from the Ascendants, and with a small party of escorts for the trip. After many days' hike, and a battle through the spiderwebs, the Party enters a cave.
May 29, 2021	The Forty-Sixth Session	We seek out details and possible funders for a mission to kill the source of the spiders. Little did we realize that the Knights of the Summer Court had become renowned for their defense of the West Haven. The Ascendants, rulers of Quadroads, commission the Party to solve the spider menace, and furnish us with 10,000 gold and a Goliath guide named Razorleaf. She lost her entire scouting party to the spiders, but she knows where they come from.
May 15, 2021	The Forty-Fifth Session	Zelrathi elects to remain on the mountain until the eclipse, to stay with the Couatl known as Arye. The World Spire's fear-reading abilities cause the Party some trouble, until we fly off on Bugfood's giant eagles. We return to the mountain's foot, and then Quadroads, and then the Temple of Ioun.
May 1, 2021	The Forty-Fourth Session	Bugfood meets his doppleganger. Arye reappears. The Party tries not to think about pink elephants. And then we find the Gloom Grove.
Apr 17, 2021	The Forty-Third Session	Ryltar is lessened. Salris' backstory is revealed. Zelrathi learns how small his patron really is.And the veil between the planes grows thin.
Apr 3, 2021	The Forty-Second Session	Moon meets Lolth. Jerry meets a Yuan-ti. Ryltar meets Dirius. The climb continues.
Mar 20, 2021	The Forty-First Session	The Party begins to climb the World's Spire. Some leave their names at the bottom of the mountain. We take the right-hand path from the House of the Zenith, and encounter the mad man Samuel, a terrible goat, and Bahamut. The Party survives.
Mar 6, 2021	The Fortieth Session	The Party defeats some new spiders, chats with Eta'el, and departs Leen. In Quadroads the Party meets up with Zelrathi and rediscovers Moon.
Feb 20, 2021	The Thirty-Ninth Session	The Party goes shopping, and then teleports to Wint's Lair in the Lost City of Storm's Eye. Wint's Lair has been ransacked, so we head north. Leen is covered in webs, and the gang is trapped in a forge's chimney by spiders.
Feb 6, 2021	The Thirty-Eighth Session	The Party pushes through to the Woven Council, and gains access to Ren's personal Teleportation Circle. Ren explains the political problems of the Woven Council. Ryltar connects recent events to a prophecy.
Jan 23, 2021	The Thirty-Seventh Session	The Party travels from Sky Diamond Academy to the Great Banyo Tree, where they traverse an enchanted hedgerow maze, kill many monsters, and discover Kerjes' power. New quest: trap Eta'el.
Jan 9, 2021	The Thirty-Sixth Session	The Mummy Lord is bluffed, and we escape to Sky Diamond Academy. We tell the Deans about the Mummy, of the aberration spiders, of Moon's betrayal, of the Drow expedition to the Underdark. Moon is summoned to Sky Diamond Academy, and receives her sentance. We prepare for the expedition to Kerjes' Tree.
Nov 28, 2020	The Thirty-Fifth Session	Several days' travel later, we are woken in the night by the distant sounds of cultists sacrificing bodies to a Tree-mother. In the ensuing fight, Bugfood plants a bean. The cultists outclass us, though we manage to kill the reincarnated Jester, and the fight is ended by the bean's sprouting into a mummy's pyramid.
Nov 14, 2020	The Thirty-Fourth Session	We leave Zelrathi and Moon behind at the Temple of Ioun in Quadroads. Viroth Aiodon, a Blood Hunter, joins the Party. A night in a spiderwebbed village reveals giant spiders full of pink flesh and strange crystals.
Oct 17, 2020	The Thirty-Third Session	Having done such a good job defending Leen, we new escort its refugess to Quadroads, dragging a bound and gagged Moon along with us. We fight some trapdoor spiders and save the day. Zelrathi introduces us to the charming, crowded, con-artist-packed city of Quadroads.
Oct 3, 2020	The Thirty-Second Session	We prepare to leave Leen, but the spiders attack. And then we get a quest from a Firbolg, to save a magic Sky Staff from the home of a spidery woman named Kerjes who lives under a tree.
Sep 5, 2020	The Thirtieth Session	We discuss what to do next, and send a message to Guy with updates. Then we set off for Quadroads, in search of magical ingredients.
Aug 22, 2020	The Twenty-Ninth Session	We find ourselves on the shore of a giant lake, trade with the locals, and make our way to Malcolm's Wharf, where Rezzik Brazzik reappears.
Jul 25, 2020	The Twenty-Eighth Session	The Party escapes the Underdark, leaving behind untold treasures and exciting combats to steal away with the Ice Heart of Winter.
Jul 11, 2020	The Twenty-Seventh Session	A session that is 90% combat, with no big revelations and little progress through the Snow Caves of Hoth.
Jun 27, 2020	The Twenty-Sixth Session	With further exploration, and many dead ice rats, the Party makes it through the catacomb of the Ice Lord to a deeper tunnel. Zelrathi is pulled into a snow wall, and begins to suffocate.
May 30, 2020	The Twenty-Fifth Session	After a quick and painful battle with a giant shark, we enter the Lost City of Storm's Eye and find a pair of mysterious twins. The temple at the peak of the city is frozen solid and full of sleeping dwarves and stabby ice dwarves. The expedition's head Drow have disappeared into the city.
May 16, 2020	The Twenty-Fourth Session	After an exciting, firefly-lit evening, the expedition finally trudges into the Lost City of Storm's Eye.
May 2, 2020	The Twenty-Third Session	The expedition ventures into the Underdark, and surmounts many obstacles.
Apr 18, 2020	The Twenty-Second Session	The party spends a few days in Leen restocking and getting their fortunes told. Then the expedition rolls into town. We meet Vicar again, and he introduces many new faces to us. But is this expedition made of the baddies?
Apr 4, 2020	The Twenty-First Session	Spiders. Spiders? Spiders! The Party continues to the southwest, and finally arrives in Leen, where—
Mar 21, 2020	The Twentieth Session	On the road again! Would you like some tea while you travel, or perhaps a generous helping of vines?
Jan 25, 2020	The Seventeenth Session	Salris' contact Rezzik Brazzik is revealed as a Greater Demon. And at long last, the Party completes its journey to The Sky Diamond Academy, a school of magic-users that is apparently buried in extradimensional space beneath a mountain.
Jan 11, 2020	The Sixteenth Session	We bury Tula, and meet a new companion: a coffeelock named Zelrathi.
Nov 16, 2019	The Fifteenth Session	Fair is foul and foul is fair; we find an old lady in a cottage who lets us spend the night if we help her with her yardwork. Trade happens, and we end up helping a nearby town where her granddaughter, the daughter of Boris Highhelm, lives. Things don't go well.
Nov 2, 2019	The Fourteenth Session	The Party's weregild is forgiven, and the party makes bank. Minor shopping ensues. The Party departs West Haven for Sky Diamond Academy, on horses, and travels two nights.
Oct 5, 2019	The Thirteenth Session	The Party captures Kalina, kills an ice dragon, finds the elemental egg, reunites its halves, saves the frozen arena, and takes a well-deserved long rest. The Party reaches Level 5, and gains many new magical items.
Sep 21, 2019	The Twelfth Session	The arena is frozen over, and the VIPs are missing. The Party aids in the defense of the city by battling a number of goblins, and encounters a Jester. Thalia's last wishes equip Salris with a quest to imbue an elemental egg with her ashes. The Party enters an icy plane in search of the perpetrator Kalia and the egg she used.
Aug 10, 2019	The Eleventh Session	Might of the Magus ends with Ryltar's win. The Spell-Slinger Spectacle ends in a catastrophic explosion. Tula spends days meditating.
Jul 27, 2019	The Tenth Session	Time for the Battle of the Beasts.
Jun 29, 2019	The Ninth Session	The Party gets their stuff back from the impound lot, and talks with many important people. Plans are discussed for making a lot of gold quickly; it is suggested that they participate in the tournament. Tula rides Bugfood in the joust, and doesn't do well.
Jun 15, 2019	The Eighth Session	The gang spend a night in jail and receive visits from a number of people, including a mysterious figure that grants magical feathers. The trial is held; many things are learned, and the group is convicted. The Party must pay a heavy cost.
Jun 1, 2019	The Seventh Session	The party recaptures the West Haven Beastmaster's ogre and kuthrik, and spends a night at the inn owned by Jerry's former CO. With guards on the lookout for the Party, can they clear their names before being thrown in jail? No.
May 18, 2019	The Sixth Session	This is a shopping episode. Many social faux pas are made; in the Haven there are those who would seek to thwart the festivities of the solstice.
Apr 20, 2019	The Fifth Session	The party encounters ruffians on the road, and then victims of a goblin raid. Finally, we reach the West Haven.
Apr 6, 2019	The Fourth Session	The party escapes the Kobold Cave, and returns to the village of Hillthorpe. Having rescued Kan, the party is acquired by Kan's mother Valna, the mayor, to escort her to the West Haven for the equinox meeting of the Council.
Mar 23, 2019	The Third Session: Kobolds continued	The Party continues exploring the Kobold cave, and finally finds Kan, the child we had been looking for. Then we kill the big bad Kobold chieftan.
Mar 9, 2019	The Second Session	The Party continues to faff about in the Kobolds' cave.
Feb 9, 2019	The First Session	What business has a Drow, a Human, a Half-Orc, Dragonborn and two Tieflings, riding a stolen Kobold cart through the woods, pulled by two giant weasels?

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