The Fifty-Third Session

September 18, 2021, Campaign: As the ground quakes, evil wakes

The Party is celebrated in Quadroads. Majorie is fine, but in the deserts of the north. Salris decides not to follow through on his latest assassination contract. Ryltar identifies the Far Realm Shard, and attunes to it. The celebrations are attacked by assassins targeting Dirius, and the Party saves her life.

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The DM's notes.

It was the second Kel of Uktar, and we were at the gates of Quadroads.

Thrai promises to keep the devil's bargain, in exchange for not disclosing her relationship with Rogo or her reaction to his death.

It was the second Forn of Uktar, and we were at the gates of Quadroads.

The Party informs the Ascendants' Sending-sending Halfling that the obsidian pumice is destroyed, and the Flesh Weaver, and all are buried under a new lake.
The Pelorian High Priest leads the Ascendants in rewarding the Party with 10,000 gold, a free night's stay at any inn in the city, the deed to Kearndal Keep (six days' travel south of Quadroads).
Gillian Gilliwig will host a party to celebrate the triumph of the Knights of the Summer Court, following the Ascendants' announcement to the populace.
The Party visits a spa, and Salris dies his hair black. They get new clothes, and go shopping. Sending Scroll. Identify Scroll, Reincarnation Dust, Identify Scroll. 10 potions of Basic Healing, 4 Greater, 3 Superior.
Ryltar uses a Scroll of Identify to learn that the thing he got from the obsidian pumice is a Far Realm Shard. He drops attunement to the Cloak of Protection in order to attune to it.
The Party uses a Scroll of Sending and receives confirmation of Majorie's safety. She's in the Kuulahar Wilds, with her tribe, and has not heard of Kerjes.
Salris tries to fulfill the contract with the devil to kill the Halfling at the Regular Inn, but changes his mind. Weirdly, the knife he would use to do so is covered in silver blood, which doesn't come off.
The Ascendants make their announcement.

Gilliwig's Celebration Party

Gilliwig has invited the Ascendant Priests to his place for a party. The Party now goes out to it. It's a posh do, so we leave stuff behind, like our armor and weapons.

Jerry puts all her stuff in her Bag of Holding, but wears the web cloak, and her fancy throwing pen.
Salris disguises his pact sword and the Bone Whip of Wounding with Disguise Self, wears his usual rings, and keeps only his component pouch with some items in it.
Vurguron brings his sword and sheath.
Ryltar has a Greater Healing potion, a Regular Healing potion, his Bloodwell Vial, his Ice Heart of Winter (concealed)

Keeping an eye out for Dirius, the party arrives fashionably late to Gilliwig's party. We come to the gate: two guards stand by, one with a clipboard. A portly man rushes up, breathless in his thankfulness that we have arrived. He claps, and announces, "Guests of Gilliwig's, I introduce to you the Knights of the Summer Court." The crowd cheers and the bandstand picks up a festive tune on the string quartet.

Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.

A small child asks Salris what we had done; he spends time telling our story grandoisely. Thrai cuts in at the end, saying that we're late. She's uncomfortably dressed in a fine blue dress. Salris complements her on her appearance; she says she'd rather be out bashing heads instead of talking to heads.

Jerry and Thrai

Jerry takes Thrai's arm and steers her over towards the bar. "So tell me about the bashing of heads."

Thrai explains that she's been asked to feel out the Party's goals and ideologies, as many of the social elites are curious of the dealings of the world outside of Quadroads. They take great pride in talking good, but never experiencing it. "Except," says Thrai, looking around nervously, "unless you're the commandant. I would steer clear of him if you're not willing to be talked at. He's the ornately-dressed general over there."

"I shall steer clear of him." But now they are at the bar. Thrai asks for ale, and receives it. Jerry asks for a finger of a particularly expensive Dwarven mead, and is given a glass. She holds it as a prop, not drinking of it.

Salris excuses himself from introductions to grab a glass of wine from a passing tray. He sits on the edge of the central fountain, on the lawn, as the spray from the two-tier mermaid-adorned fountain sprinkles over and around him. He enjoys the attention of the beautiful people of the Quadroads.

Vurguron and Zaela Pentoss

Vurguron and Ryltar are shaking hands and kissing babies, when Vurguron sees a silver female Dragonborn. He recognizes her as an ambassador from the South Haven to the Quadroads, and is an Ascendant. She recognizes him as he approaches, and introduces herself as Zaela Pentoss, of the acolytes of Bahamut. She is now the highest bearer among the church in Quadroads. "Word of home has reached my ears in saying that you are the only one seeking Bahamut's Scale."

Vurguron's eyes glisten. "Yes! It was stolen from my family, and I would get it back."

"Your father would see that his last rule pass before he steps down: that no other parties shall pursue the scale, other than you."

"In the wrong hands, that scale could lead to some very bad things down the road. Not just because it's my family's heirloom, but because it's very magical metal."

"Very much so. And how is that search going?"

"Welllllll, we think that the Scale is being held ransom by an evil dragon, until we find something of hers."

"So you know where it is?"

"We think we know where it is, but not so wonderful is how we can get it back. We need to defeat a dragon."

"And what dragon is this?"

"Kerjes."

"Well, that is concerning. But I see that this quest is in capable hands, and I see that you are on track to return the missing item."

"We may not be able to do it alone, but maybe we should; it is my family's legacy."

"You will receive no help from the South Haven; the military has retreated to the city."

"They've done what?"

"With the calamity surrounding, they have withdrawn."

Vurguron makes a noncommittal noise; the Party has its own problems. She thanks him for his time; she's turning in for the night.

The secret stock of wine

As Jerry walks with Thrai around the party, she notices that the selection of wines at hand includes her own vintage, Cairncross. The bartender calls out that Gilliwig has set aside a special cask for us, "the secret stock," which is our "truly deserved reward."

Jerry (and Thrai) go to find the other three honored guests, and asks them whether they think it's poisoned. We decide to go ask Gilliwig, who sees us approach, and calls us out as the heroes of the hour. "What can I do for you?" Jerry: "The barkeep says that you had set aside a special vintage for us; we'd like to share a glass with you." "Oh! Yes," he says, with no sign of deception that Jerry or Salris detect. Ryltar, with a natural 20 on his insight, goes along. Gilliwig leads us up to the balcony, where he speechifies about how we saved the city and reopened the trade routes once more. He presents "gifts, on behalf of myself, and the Ascendants."

"Jerry Falone," he cries, extending his hand for Jerry to approach. She does. "You shall have this charm," a Gruul Charm. "Your deep knowledge of the forest and travel over land, shall help you in your future travels aiding the city." It's a keychain on a necklace, made of twigs in burnished copper, a circle with a line through it and an X below.

To Salris he presents a charm in the style of a mardi-gras mask: the Rakdos Charm.

Ryltar Melator gets the Azorius Charm, "to spread wisdom and knowledge where theose are lacking."

Vurguron, who has no last name, is given the Boros Charm.

"Go forth, and be a shining light for this city." Applause, and the party and mingling resumes.

And Gilliwig leads us through the crowd, helloing and shaking hands, to the bar.

Jerry asks, "What is this special cask?"

"I have picked this up from far away, and have been waiting for the right moment to share it with those who are deserving of it. It's quite unique, from Sunderland, up north, northwest, along the coast. Just the other side of the Red Wastes from the Scaled Legion there, Vurguron. And I'm curious to see how it pans out."

The bartender brings out a pony keg, untapped. Gilliwig presents the honors of tapping the keg; Salris with a strength check of 0 takes the tap and the hammer, and utterly fails. A chip of wood pops off, and the keg leaks a little. Jerry tries, and fails with a 7. Vurguron takes the hammer and with a 24 taps the keg. The bartender comes around with glasses for this very clear wine. It smells like wine. Jerry detects raspberries, ash. A balanced, yet unique flavor profile, coming from a clear liquid. Jerry asks, him, "Well, how does it taste?" Gilliwig calls a toast, "To the thriving of the Quadroads," and takes a sip.

Jerry doesn't quite take a sip yet. Thrai does, as do Salris and Ryltar. Gilliwig sits back, eyes closed, enjoying the taste. He sits in the moment, enjoying the taste. "Ah, that is a wonderful taste." Jerry sniffs the glass again, and actually takes a sip: It tastes better than the smell.

"Now, let us return to the festivities," says Gilliwig.

Dirius

From behind us, flanked by the accompanying acolytes, Dirius says, "May I have your ear for a moment? I have heard great things, and wish to talk with you." Jerry asks the bartender for another glass, for "our friend the Drow," but the cask is empty. Jerry passes her unfinished glass to Dirius, who compliments Gilliwig. "You've outdone yourself." Gilliwig bows out for the night.

Dirius says that we have done well for ourselves, is curious how, "Ryltar, is it?" has been. "I've come to understand that you are an archaeologist such as I," Gilliwig having introduced Dirius as a "highly-renowned archaeologist."

Ryltar replies, "I've heard of your exploits as well. I'm quite curious why you're here."

"I'm planning a new expedition, and am looking for new researchers, to go with."

"Unfortunately, I have a prior obligation with another expedition. If you're willing to wait a few months….?"

"Another expedition?"

"I can't divulge particulars, alas."

"Your mentors -

tktk insert Hayden's snippet of the speech

The Entertainment

As they're having this debate, the music changes from something more orchestral to something more like bellydancing. The strings are put away, and drums are pulled out. Three belly dancers perform in front of the bandstand, drawing the crowd's attention. As they dance, they kick up a trail of colored vapor behind them. And singing behind them is a beautiful lady, a harmonic song that draws people close, as the gala turns into a much more lively party.

Ryltar and Dirius move away from the band; the Party follows. Thrai detaches, to go sulk in the corner. This is not her thing; she's been pulled into service that is not of her liking. The dancers continue dancing, to a harp and bells and little bells, as a swirl of color gathers in the center of the stage. A column of color.

Other than Ryltar, the Party sees the color swoosh out to the left and right of the stage. All save Ryltar make a Wisdom save. Jerry is Charmed by the swirl of color as it spreads across the crowds, and are incapacitated. They inhale and look around, seeing people dropping. Just before she passes out, she sees a flaming arrow coming in.

Round 1: Fireball!
1. The flaming arrow strikes Dirius, and explodes. In a 20-foot circle, many people take damage. 13 people fall unconscious, 4 are dead. Those who save take 14 damage. On the roof of the neighboring building, an archer ducks behind a crenellation.
2. Vurguron Misty Steps onto the edge of the roof, in front of the archer.
3. The bellydancers blur together and multiply. Three become 15.
4. The harp itself moves, and makes two Infernal Noise attacks against Dirius.
5. The populace flees, trying to shake people out of the effects of the charming/incapacitating spell. Everyone who's not incapacitated manages to leave the courtyard.
6. Thrai is in the opposite corner of the yard from the fireballed people; she casts Mass Cure Wounds on six members of the populace, leaving 7 down. She holds out her holy symbol, and ducks behind the bannister of the stairs.
7. Ramag runs up to the fountain and holds out his hand. Everything seems to have a greater gravity; the grass collapses under the increased gravitational pull.
8. Ryltar casts Hold Person on the archer, but the archer escapes.
9. Salris shoots two Eldritch Blasts at the gravity mage Ramag,
10. Jerry pulls her halberd out of her bag, and glowers at Dirius. She says, "This is your fault."
Round 2: Ice Storm
1. The bard on the stage casts Ice Storm, and those who fail take 3 bludgeoning and 7 cold. A 20-foot radius around Jerry, Dirius and Ryltar becomes cold. Some of the revived populace are downed, and 5 more die.
2. Dirius regains some HP. "This is not my fault! Do not says that this is." She moves away. Jerry punches her as she leaves, running to the exit.
3. The gat guard runs towards the bard.
4. Vurguron attacks the archer, for 14 slashing 4 radiant, and moves forward on the roof, next to the archer.
5. Three of the passion dancers each cast Magic Missile on Dirius, for 32 darts. They all continue dancing.
6. The lyre makes two Infernal Noises at Dirius, hitting once.
7. The populace continues watching, enthralled.
8. Thrai does a Spirit Guardian, attacking one dancer, but all 15 react.
9. Ramag makes two Lightning Strikes against Dirius, bringing her almost to death.
10. Ryltar Mind Spikes Ramag at fourth level for 4d8 = 26 damage.
11. The archer pulls out a scimitar, hacking at Vurguron, hitting for 8 slashing. Then the archer tries to flee, and is hit by Vurguron's 16 slashing 4 radiant reaction attack, before he can duck into the bow.
12. Salris casts Synaptic Static in a 20-foot sphere, dealing 25 psychic damage. This kills 2 members of the public, and hits Rama, the dancers, the harp and the bard. The dancers and their illusions go away.
13. Jerry casts Lightning Arrow and throws her pen at the arp for 9 piercing and a lot of lightning damage; 15 lightning ofervlow for the bard.
Round 3
1. The bard disappears.
2. Dirius looks very badly wounded. She casts a sixth-level Cure Wounds on herself.
3. Vurguron casts Blur on himself, giving others disadvantage on attack rolls against him, jumps down from the roof, and runs across the garden.
4. The harp jumps up into the air and lands by Ramag, releasing a massive hwang, catching most everyone in the room. Those who suceed on a dex save take 12. Ryltar fails and is downed.
5. the singer Misty Steps next to Dirius and stabs her with a dagger,.
6. Thrai approaches Ramag, and downs him and the harp with her Spirit Guardians.
7. Ryltar revives himself, and swigs a Potion of Greater Healing. Then he casts Hold Person on the singer attacking Dirius.
8. The archer shoots at Dirius, missing with all three arrows. Salris is right next to him, and has been poking his bow as he shoots.
9. Salris whacks the archer with his cruelpesh,
10. Jerry flanks the archer at the bar, and starts stabbing, hitting twice at max damage for 32.
Round 4
1. Dirius casts Harm on the singer, who passes the save, taking half of 14d6 but still reduced to 1 HP. "You messed with the wrong Drow," says Dirius.
2. Vurguron Misty Steps across the plaza to the singer, and stabs her through the heart, singing a few bars of "shot though the heart!" He sheathes his blade and tells Dirius to watch her back.
3. The remaining six members of the populace are unconscious; Thrai begins healing them one by one. There are 5 remaining.
4. Ryltar Mind Spikes the archer.
5. The archer says, "one last shot!" Two misses, but the third arrow hits. It carries a tube of alchemical stuff, which explodes, dealing 8d6 + 1d8 thunder damage, downing her. The archer then tries to run up the wall. Salris' attack of opportunity with the cruelpesh deals 9 damage. Jerry misses, and he gets to the roof.
6. Salris sees that he's within Misty Step range, and cruelpeshes the archer twice, expending hit dice to deal more than 31 slashing and fire damage, slashing along his back. The quiver breaks, releasing an alchemical goo that explodes, throwing him into the air, crashing to the roof tiles. He wears scale mail similar to Salris' own. Salris Disguise self and throws the person into the bar.

Dirius, again

Jerry walks over to the downed Dirius and gives her a healing potion, bringing her to 6 health. "Stop bothering Ryltar," she says.

Dirius comes to consciousness. She looks around, and sees the destruction. Salris extends to her a hand; she bats it aside and stands up on her own. Salris snarks, "Not very polite to your saviors, are you?" "Oh shush," says Jerry.

Vurguron starts handing out healing potions to the populace: he revives one person, tosses another potion to Thrai. Thrai stabilizes one and heals another.

Salris finds an intact bottle of wine in the bar, uncorks it, and drinks it. He happened to have grabbed Jerry's vintage, and compliments her on it, offering the bttle to her. "Sure," says Jerry, and pours the bottle over her head. "Smells like home."

Guards and paladins rush in.

"You okay, Thrai?" asks Salris.

Thrai tears off the bottom of her dress, and says, "Better."

We spend the next hour helping recover the dead: 18 populace, three belly-dancers, the magical harp, the singer, the mage Ramag, the bard, and the alchemical archer.

"So what does that make us?" asks Dirius.

Next Session

What does that make us?

And where do we go from here?

Maybe talk to Rezzik Brazzik about calling off the assassination.
We know how to trap the Jester, with Magic Circle
What's going on with the stars? Are Ryltar's theories about colors and significant plot-relevant things' colors correct?
How can the Mummy Lord be defeated?
Determine how to resolve the Eta'el-Kerjes plot
Remember to un-petrify Ockoh in the Ice Lord Wint's Lair — if Dirius didn't shatter him. Grab the de-petrification potions from the Elven town.
Is Salris' brother also a bearer of the curse that afflicts Salris? Or is he just part of Rezzik Brazzik now?

Campaign: As the ground quakes, evil wakes

Date	Name	Excerpt
Apr 25, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Ninth Session	The Party drops off Seamus with Salris, and returns Llewyll to the Woven Council. We then rest up, and return to the dungeon to kill the Beholder. Looting ensues. And then Embersia draws from the Deck of Many Things.
Apr 11, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Eighth Session	We explore the tunnels underneath the audtionhouse, and find many treasures and expensive things, including Llewell, the son of Thallia, heir presumptive of the Burning Blood. Several people almost die, including Llewell, but we find the painting of A.R.N. and kill it before teleporting back to Quadroads. We've made a new enemy: Xanathar the Beholder, who owned the horde we raided.
Mar 28, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Seventh Session	We start the auction, and reach the intermission. We slaughter a bunch of people. Then we get stuck in a puzzle for an hour, trying to find the painting of A.R.N.
Mar 14, 2026	The HUndred and Thirty-Sixth Session	We go to Setton and do some reconnaissance, finding little.
Feb 28, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Fifth Session	After planning out the next few sessions' heisting, we take a quick relaxing trip to West Haven to repair our relations with Magister Andraste Netyoine.
Feb 14, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Fourth Session	We leave Lanthet and return to Quadroads. Salris can't come, so Seamus is convinced to come in his stead, and we head to Setton. A.R.N. desires our services for a heist: killing a painting.
Jan 31, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Third Session	In Lanthet, we kill a bunch of elementals and summoners, and rescue Merrill.
Jan 17, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-Second Session	Merrill in Peril. We go to Lanthet, and discover it beseiged by tribal summoners and Earth, Fire, and Lightning Elementals. We decide to attack the elementals.
Jan 3, 2026	The Hundred and Thirty-First Session	We solve a political problem for Vurguron with some minor violence, and incidentally unocver another Cult attempt to kill lots of people, this time in the South Haven.
Dec 6, 2025	The Hundred and Thirtieth Session	We save the Ascendants, burning even more spell slots. Ryltar has to give up the Ice Heart of Winter to Enigma Cortex Belladonna. The Ascendants send us to South Haven, to help the Draconic Empire.
Nov 8, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Ninth Session	We explore the Quadroads a bit, and interfere in an immolation of religious materials. Many cultists are killed, and two people rescued, but at significant cost. We take a short rest.
Oct 25, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Eighth Session	We fight Belladonna. We don't win. And around us, everything gets worse.
Sep 13, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Seventh Session	Mer-fey backstory! Embersia's divine intervention returns the fey realm to its origin, and the Fey to their original forms. A pact is made, boons granted, and the story of the Fey Seeds told. The Party returns to the Material Plane, and is met by Shadow Belladonna.
Aug 2, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Fifth Session	The Mummy Lord Degrazil is killed. We start the renewal of Lake Renewal, and discover a population of beings in an underwater forest at the bottom of the lake.
Jun 7, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Third Session	After saving one Ascendant, we get boons from the others. Salris experiences an attempt on his soul. We return to Viper's Cove and find the remnants of a ritual. We travel to Sky Diamond Academy, rescue Guy from some vines, and learn that Belladonna has been tracking down parts of her self to reassemble them. There may be a connection between the prophesied stars and her fractured self.
Apr 26, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-Second Session	With more fighting through the dungeon, we locate the missing Ascendant and save them with a Teleport. Then we exit the temple.
Apr 12, 2025	The Hundred and Twenty-First Session	We decide to go hunt down the missing Ascendant. We enter the damaged temple of Oghma and begin to delve its basement, encountering many different enemies.
Mar 29, 2025	The Hundred and Twentieth Session	We return to Quadroads. The Cultists of the Burnt Tree have been wrecking stuff in Quadroads, and we've been asked to help eliminate them. Also one of the Ascendants might be missing. Moon has a thing for Ryltar.
Mar 1, 2025	The Hundred-And-Eighteenth Session	Jerry gains new tools; Jarasoom steals from Jerry to benefit Embersia. We find the journal of Orrel, describing where the last battle against Belladonna. The Drow appear at the Library.
Feb 15, 2025	The Hundred and Seventeenth Session	We continue to explore the Arcadia Infinatum. Jerry delves too greedily and too deep, and gets chased by even more corrupted knowledge-seekers. Rajahtesh tempts Ryltar with all of Ioun's knowledge. Percival is challenged by Jarasoom, the huge Brass Dragon, and doesn't impress him. Embersia searches for knowledge of the Library itself.
Jan 18, 2025	The Hundred and Sixteenth Session	We meet the library's Arbiter and Guardian, and explore the library. We found out some things about the prophecy, and the past.
Jan 4, 2025	The Hundred and Fifteenth Session	We run away from Dirius. We find the Library. Embersia admits she was in love with Sergith and let the Shield get stolen.
Dec 21, 2024	The Hundred and Fourteenth Session	We encounter and defeat a Demilich. We break into a chest and save Embersia from her first death, and then Dirius decides to attack us.
Dec 7, 2024	The Hundred and Thirteenth Session	We find the source of the mysterious desert statues: a Medusa! Thanks to a show of trust from Ryltar, we solve her curse without fighting her or an army of protective statues. And then we fight some sandworms.
Nov 23, 2024	The Hundred and Twelfth Session	We spend months journeying across the Red Sands, and encounter some strange things.
Nov 9, 2024	The One Hundred and Eleventh Session	In the Red Wastes, we spend some time travleing. Dirius and Ryltar do their questioning.
Oct 26, 2024	The Hundred and Tenth Session	Dirius' expedition sets off across the desert. An elephant is involved.
Oct 12, 2024	The Hundred and Ninth Session	Vurguron cleans house. We learn that Sergith was working for Belladonna. Vurguron details a paladin to support the Party, and the Party goes off to Zennar, where they meet with Dirius and the Harbingers of Discovery.
Sep 28, 2024	The Hundred and Eighth Session	The Prima Dominous competition: Can Vurguron defeat Sergith?
Sep 14, 2024	The Hundred and Seventh Session	We find the Platinum Scale of Bahamut.
Aug 17, 2024	The Hundred and Sixth Session	Vurguron sneaks into the Open Session and invokes Prima Dominus. It doesn't go as he expected.
Aug 3, 2024	The Hundred and Fifth Session	Vurguron networks to gain support for his Prima Domnius challenge against Sergith for control of the Third House, and gains support of many houses.
Jun 8, 2024	The Hundred and Third Session	We travel to the South Haven, to Vurguron's home. Vurguron's family has been usurped; they no longer control the Third House.
May 11, 2024	The Hundred and Second Session	The Prodigal Son returns to the Byron home, and breaks with his father.
Apr 27, 2024	The Hundred and First Session	We discover the false priest, and a plot to open a portal with obsidian pumice "wrenches". This comes to a head at the Umberlee service, as the false priest summons a shoggoth. We kill th false priest and the shoggoth, placate Umberlee, and then close the portal.
Mar 30, 2024	The Hundredth Session	After extensive planning, we search around and find the location of the Thieves' Guild base, and throw out the plans. Bugfood's sister Miranda is extracted from her cell, and then we roll Plan A: Percival the Stoat Seller. This allows us to bypass a couple of fights, and cut direct to the Big Bad fight against the entire Thieves' Guild, whom we splatter across their underground lair.
Mar 2, 2024	The Ninety-Ninth Session	A short summary of actions: interrogate the Thieves.
Feb 17, 2024	The Ninety-Eighth Session	Having teleported to the area near Maymoor, the Party sets out to find Bugfood. Finding him, the Party then sets out to find Miranda. We enter an underground base of some sort, kill some Thieves, and are flushed out when they flood the base. We did not find Miranda, but we did capture a Thief, who gives us directions to where 'The Brigade' can be found.
Feb 3, 2024	The Ninety-Seventh Session	We learn of the history of the Dereshars' curse, and upset the crew of the Nightmare. Then we sink the ship and return to Quadroads, where we revive Seamus and prepare to go save Bugfood.
Jan 20, 2024	The Ninety-Sixth Session	We save Salris.
Jan 6, 2024	The Ninety-Fifth Session	Some retconning happens; we pick up some other plot threads. Belladonna still attacks Quadroads; we still brief the Ascendants. Then we go to Dirius' talk and learn of Dirius' upcoming expedition to the First Library in the Red Wastes. Percival's father sends a message. Jerry dreams of Bugfood.
Nov 11, 2023	The Ninety-Fourth Session	We go to tackle the little ghost, which turns out to be Belladonna. Oops. She's partially freed now. So we go off to find Salris, and aid him in his situation at Viper Cove.
Oct 14, 2023	The Ninety-Third Session	Shopping in Quadroads, and we plan improvements to the Regular Inn. We gain access to the Teleportation Circles of the Temple of Ioun, and check in with Moon. We gain audience with the Ascendants tomorrow. Thrai is happy to hear that we've done some stuff, but now she needs us to deal with a spectre. And Bugfood leaves us a message about Salris.
Sep 30, 2023	The Ninety-Second Session	Jerry dies. Jerry lives. We smash the canoptic jars. We recover Ockoh and some flail snail shells..
Sep 16, 2023	The Ninety-First Session	We return to Sky Diamond and learn some things about Belladonna: she caused the Divergence. Then we go to the pyramid, learn of the Quadroads mission to explore it, and enter ourselves. It's a small little pyramid, but it's also hard to get into without dying. We defeat the first floor, and find the second.
Sep 2, 2023	The Ninetieth Session	We fight the Mummy Lord Degrazil at Lanthet, and almost kill him, but fail to prevent him from taking Kerjes' body back to his Lady, Mistress Silra Edenair, also known as Belladonna.
Aug 19, 2023	The Eighty-Ninth Session	Having finished our goals in the Yuan-Ti temple, we teleport to Sky Diamond Academy. Guy catches us up on the nature of the stars: they represent items made with Fey Seeds. We have 3 of 6, maybe? Also the divination professor at SDA is a fraud, it seems, but for a bard he's really good at teaching divination. We're responsible for his upcoming disciplinary hearing.
Aug 5, 2023	The Eighty-Eighth Session	We kill a whole lot of Yuan-Ti, and recover our stuff. Vurguron and Jerry nearly die.
Jul 8, 2023	The Eighty-Sixth Session	The mysterious entity under the tree is revealed as Belladonna, also known as Nightshade, Poisoner of the Mother of the Forest! Enemy of Wint! Furthermore, she's the patron of Salris and his brother! We skedaddle back to Setton, and do some shopping. Salris leaves on a quest.
Jun 10, 2023	The Eighty-Fifth Session	We go to Kerjes' tree, find Eta'el. The Sky Giant claims the hoard, and denies our claim, so we fight, and we win. Then we go to investigate the mysterious thing in the basement of the tree, which is …
May 27, 2023	The Eighty-Fourth Session	We kill time in the Woven Council, go shopping, and hold a small party. Then we hit Level 14.
May 13, 2023	The Eighty-Third Session	Kerjes shows up with the Roc; we kill her.
Apr 15, 2023	Strategy Session: Defeating Kerjes	We come up with a game plan, meet a Magister, clean up the demons, and do some prep work. We have a team, and we have more weapons.
Apr 1, 2023	The Eighty-Second Session	We run around the city, do some combat, and try to figure out what we'll do when Kerjes shows up. A long rest occurs, so we are finally feeling a little healthier.
Mar 18, 2023	The Eighty-First Session	We find Ren's body, which is mostly scraps. We then find the portal, and manage to close it. Jerry is a Giant Ape now.
Feb 18, 2023	The Eightieth Session	Lanthet is beseiged. We set out to lift the siege by closing the demon portal, which might be in the governor's mansion. After a quick treck through the sewers, and encounters with The Lost Boys and a Sewer Sarlaac, we enter the governor's mansion and kill the Marilith, since she happens to be there. And then we scamper off into the sewers again.
Feb 4, 2023	The Seventy-Ninth Session	We arrive in Lanthet, and discover a city beset by demons. Entering the city, we sneak arounduntil we locate Jerry's family in a beseiged temple. After breaking the siege, we escort the trapped people to a more-defensible location. Kerjes returns, notices our presence, and demands our heads by tomorrow. Kerjes was wounded, and Ren's sacrifice damages her again.
Jan 21, 2023	The Seventy-Eighth Session	The Party departs the Forest with borrowed gear, and arrives in Setton. We kill a Rakshasa that was impersonating Ryltar's girlfriend, but lose the girlfriend. After restocking,we travel to Ren, who tells us that Kerjes is on the move, headed to Jerry's hometown.
Jan 7, 2023	The Seventy-Seventh Session	The Party is captured by the Yuan-Ti. Jerry goes John McClane. The Captain of the Verdant Guard is revealed as an agent of Kerjes. Ryltar rescues the Party with Dimension Door. We set off in search of new equipment, reassurance that Kerjes will not go after Jerry's family, and revenge upon the Yuan-Ti.
Oct 29, 2022	The Seventy-Sixth Session	The people of the forest go their different ways. The West Haven militia returns to the Yuan-Ti stronghold, to attack it, and the Party follows. But we are betrayed by the West Haven captain, leaving Jerry alone and all else captured or dying.
Oct 15, 2022	The Seventy-Fifth Session	A Potion of Diminuation lets us carry the tree out of the Yuan-Ti stronghold, and we successfully replant the Lady of the Forest on her throne. Percival becomes her Protector, and we return to the Touched village. Jerry cures Majorie.
Oct 1, 2022	The Sevnty-Fourth Session	We slay a great many Yuan-Ti, but not their self-deifying leader. The prophet, Sev, leads us to a fungal grove where the Mother of the Forest sleeps, and we try to wake her, to no avail, It's time to contact Bugfood!
Sep 17, 2022	The Seventy-Third Session	We discover a batch of prisoners in the temple, free them, and arm them. Then we clean up after some guards, before discovering the biggest baddie yet in the room: A Yuan-Ti Abomination.
Sep 3, 2022	The Seventy-Second Session	Dungeon crawling time! We hack and slash our way through the tunnels beneath the Yuan-ti ziggurat.
Aug 20, 2022	The Seventy-First Session	The Party reconnoiters the Yuan-ti city, then waits for an opportune moment to sneak in. Under heavy rain, we enter the city, and blast our way into the temple, killing guards with overpowered magic, and finally we come to the open stone door. Inside is a dark room, and noises.
Jul 23, 2022	The Seventieth Session	Commissioned by the Ancient Elm, the Party goes to find the Mother of the Forest, who may have been kidnapped by the Yuan-Ti. We find a Yuan-Ti compound in the forest, and Salris reconnoiters it.
Jun 11, 2022	The Sixty-Eighth Session	Percival emerges from a short coma determined to help the Forest. We persuade him to join us on our quest to rid the forest of corruption, permanently. To the northwest we travel, and get caught in a series of painful encounters. Jerry almost dies.
May 28, 2022	The Sixty-Seventh Session	Heading to the Jimenju tree to find out more about how to become TOuched be the Forest, we encounter Percival. He's pursued by one of the Eyes of the Forest, which we kill. Salris' new patron expresses itself in his casting. Then the half-Elf Werebear Fernard leads us to the Jimenju tree, which is very very creepy.
May 14, 2022	The Sixty-Sixth Session	The Party continues snooping upon Majorie's Tribe, and eventually confronts her. We are introduced to the tribe, and the Speaker, and learn of the mysteries of the forest. The tribe are eating poison all the time, but aren't harmed because they're Touched By The Forest. They do this to prevent the spread of the forest's corruption, when the Assassin killed the mother of the forest, leaving behind the Ancient Elm and the Assassin's Tears.
Apr 30, 2022	The Sixty-Fifth Session	A.R.N. pays the Party with a quick teleport to the Kulahaar Wilds, where Majorie was last seen in a scrying painting. There, we cross some weird forests to snoop on Majorie's Tribe. They're doing weird things, staring at the sky all night, with glowing eyes.
Apr 16, 2022	The Sixty-Fourth Session	With the artist A.R.N. saved, the Party returns to The Hunter's Table to rest. Vurguron finds a friend of his father, who challenges Vurguron to a fight so that he may hand over a legendary shield to Vurguron. The Party restocks on potions, and then returns to A.R.N. to get paid. A.R.N. does some scrying, and we see our first image of Majorie in a long time.
Apr 2, 2022	The Sixty-Third Session	The Party explores more of ARN's mansion, and wins a poetry slam battle. Then we find ARN, and the statue that ARN is carving. The Party nearly dies in the process.
Mar 19, 2022	The Sixty-Second Session	We begin to explore the second floor of A.R.N.'s mansion, and discover the basement accidentally. With the assistance of a painting, we manage not to die as we make our way through the courtyard into another section of the basement, and from there, into the kitchen. There's more tunnels left to explore, however, and we're still in pretty bad shape.
Feb 19, 2022	The Sixty-First Session	Majorie is alive and with her tribe, so the Party decides to go do some social networking by rescuing A.R.N. The first few rooms of the mansion of A.R.N. nearly kill us.
Feb 5, 2022	The Sixtieth Session	The Party arrives in Setton, and visits a hunters' guild. The Party learns of a quest to to save an artist, missing in a mansion. Ryltar makes friends with the Half-Orc scroll-scribe Guleva. Salris changes patrons. Jerry ponders our next steps.
Jan 22, 2022	The Fifty-Ninth Session	The Tall Missionary takes the Noble Daughter hostage, and dies an innocent at Ryltar's wand. The murderer is revealed as a Rakshasa, which had disguised itself as the Noble Husband. The sea monster disappears, but a curse lingers over the ship until it is removed. The ship is repaird and sails on. The Party offers custodianship of the Regular Inn to the ship's boy, Xander.
Jan 8, 2022	The Fifty-Eighth Session	We interrogate nine captives about the death of the carpenter's mate, Xaban, but get no useful answers. A baby manticore is discovered in an unmarked crate in the hold, and exonerated of the murder. Its owners, two crewmembers, are chastised. An aquatic beast approaches the ship, and the murderer is revealed.
Dec 11, 2021	The Fifty-Seventh Session	The Cumberlite Isles hide a bloody secret, beneath their verdant hills. We nope the fuck out of there, but not after first going on a drunken bender. The ship's complement discovers a thief onboard, and then a saboteur-slash-murderer.
Nov 13, 2021	The Fifty-Sixth Session	Salris catches up with his brother, Seamus. Seamus now captains his own ship, cursed to resurrect anyone who dies on board. The Party skedaddle, boarding passage to the Cumberlite Isles, and defeat a Sea Dragon along the way.
Oct 16, 2021	The Fifty-Fifth Session	An energetic encounter with lake trolls on the river to Greyharbor results in four trolls dead and one swimming away. The Party buys supplies for desert travel, and seeks passage on a boat to a new town. Salris finds his brother, and reveals himself to him.
Oct 2, 2021	The Fifty-Fourth Session	The Party talks with an upset Thrai. We mysteriously gain the deed to the Regular Inn in Quadroads. After teleporting to the Woven Council to pick up some potions and say hi to Ren, we fload downriver to Riverbend, and thence to Greyharbor.
Sep 18, 2021	The Fifty-Third Session	The Party is celebrated in Quadroads. Majorie is fine, but in the deserts of the north. Salris decides not to follow through on his latest assassination contract. Ryltar identifies the Far Realm Shard, and attunes to it. The celebrations are attacked by assassins targeting Dirius, and the Party saves her life.
Aug 21, 2021	The Fifty-First Session	We sprint towards Quadroads, interruped only by a midnight battle with Rezzik Brazzik and two bands of assassins. Kerjes is on our tail, as are the Drow. The Drover dies, and Ryltar puts a hit out on Dirius with Rezzik Brazzik. Thrai is aghast.
Aug 7, 2021	The Fiftieth Session	The Party finds Thrai's missing Halfling companion, who is full of spiderlings. He dies. Thrai blows up the cave system, which we escape just barely. We name the ensuing depression as Rogo's Lake, after the Halfling. Percival teleports away, and the the rest of the Party begins the trek back to Quadroads. Among the loot is an ominous note messaging Majorie, Jerry's daughter.
Jul 24, 2021	The Forty-Ninth Session	The Party defeats the Flesh Weaver, and several spiders die as well. We take a long rest inside a Tiny Hut provided by the new bard, Percival, and discover a giant obsidian pumice stone surrounded by corpses.
Jul 10, 2021	The Forty-Eighth Session	The Party ventures into the spiders' caverns. They discover antimagic spiders, phase spiders, swarms of spiders, lair actions, and the dungeon boss: The Flesh Weaver, an Aberration of Drow and spider and tentacles. Much combat happens, downing Jerry and Vurguron, who are both revived.
Jun 26, 2021	The Forty-Seventh Session	Bugfood disappears to take care of Remmy the Squirrel. The Party leaves Quadroads with a send-off from the Ascendants, and with a small party of escorts for the trip. After many days' hike, and a battle through the spiderwebs, the Party enters a cave.
May 29, 2021	The Forty-Sixth Session	We seek out details and possible funders for a mission to kill the source of the spiders. Little did we realize that the Knights of the Summer Court had become renowned for their defense of the West Haven. The Ascendants, rulers of Quadroads, commission the Party to solve the spider menace, and furnish us with 10,000 gold and a Goliath guide named Razorleaf. She lost her entire scouting party to the spiders, but she knows where they come from.
May 15, 2021	The Forty-Fifth Session	Zelrathi elects to remain on the mountain until the eclipse, to stay with the Couatl known as Arye. The World Spire's fear-reading abilities cause the Party some trouble, until we fly off on Bugfood's giant eagles. We return to the mountain's foot, and then Quadroads, and then the Temple of Ioun.
May 1, 2021	The Forty-Fourth Session	Bugfood meets his doppleganger. Arye reappears. The Party tries not to think about pink elephants. And then we find the Gloom Grove.
Apr 17, 2021	The Forty-Third Session	Ryltar is lessened. Salris' backstory is revealed. Zelrathi learns how small his patron really is.And the veil between the planes grows thin.
Apr 3, 2021	The Forty-Second Session	Moon meets Lolth. Jerry meets a Yuan-ti. Ryltar meets Dirius. The climb continues.
Mar 20, 2021	The Forty-First Session	The Party begins to climb the World's Spire. Some leave their names at the bottom of the mountain. We take the right-hand path from the House of the Zenith, and encounter the mad man Samuel, a terrible goat, and Bahamut. The Party survives.
Mar 6, 2021	The Fortieth Session	The Party defeats some new spiders, chats with Eta'el, and departs Leen. In Quadroads the Party meets up with Zelrathi and rediscovers Moon.
Feb 20, 2021	The Thirty-Ninth Session	The Party goes shopping, and then teleports to Wint's Lair in the Lost City of Storm's Eye. Wint's Lair has been ransacked, so we head north. Leen is covered in webs, and the gang is trapped in a forge's chimney by spiders.
Feb 6, 2021	The Thirty-Eighth Session	The Party pushes through to the Woven Council, and gains access to Ren's personal Teleportation Circle. Ren explains the political problems of the Woven Council. Ryltar connects recent events to a prophecy.
Jan 23, 2021	The Thirty-Seventh Session	The Party travels from Sky Diamond Academy to the Great Banyo Tree, where they traverse an enchanted hedgerow maze, kill many monsters, and discover Kerjes' power. New quest: trap Eta'el.
Jan 9, 2021	The Thirty-Sixth Session	The Mummy Lord is bluffed, and we escape to Sky Diamond Academy. We tell the Deans about the Mummy, of the aberration spiders, of Moon's betrayal, of the Drow expedition to the Underdark. Moon is summoned to Sky Diamond Academy, and receives her sentance. We prepare for the expedition to Kerjes' Tree.
Nov 28, 2020	The Thirty-Fifth Session	Several days' travel later, we are woken in the night by the distant sounds of cultists sacrificing bodies to a Tree-mother. In the ensuing fight, Bugfood plants a bean. The cultists outclass us, though we manage to kill the reincarnated Jester, and the fight is ended by the bean's sprouting into a mummy's pyramid.
Nov 14, 2020	The Thirty-Fourth Session	We leave Zelrathi and Moon behind at the Temple of Ioun in Quadroads. Viroth Aiodon, a Blood Hunter, joins the Party. A night in a spiderwebbed village reveals giant spiders full of pink flesh and strange crystals.
Oct 17, 2020	The Thirty-Third Session	Having done such a good job defending Leen, we new escort its refugess to Quadroads, dragging a bound and gagged Moon along with us. We fight some trapdoor spiders and save the day. Zelrathi introduces us to the charming, crowded, con-artist-packed city of Quadroads.
Oct 3, 2020	The Thirty-Second Session	We prepare to leave Leen, but the spiders attack. And then we get a quest from a Firbolg, to save a magic Sky Staff from the home of a spidery woman named Kerjes who lives under a tree.
Sep 5, 2020	The Thirtieth Session	We discuss what to do next, and send a message to Guy with updates. Then we set off for Quadroads, in search of magical ingredients.
Aug 22, 2020	The Twenty-Ninth Session	We find ourselves on the shore of a giant lake, trade with the locals, and make our way to Malcolm's Wharf, where Rezzik Brazzik reappears.
Jul 25, 2020	The Twenty-Eighth Session	The Party escapes the Underdark, leaving behind untold treasures and exciting combats to steal away with the Ice Heart of Winter.
Jul 11, 2020	The Twenty-Seventh Session	A session that is 90% combat, with no big revelations and little progress through the Snow Caves of Hoth.
Jun 27, 2020	The Twenty-Sixth Session	With further exploration, and many dead ice rats, the Party makes it through the catacomb of the Ice Lord to a deeper tunnel. Zelrathi is pulled into a snow wall, and begins to suffocate.
May 30, 2020	The Twenty-Fifth Session	After a quick and painful battle with a giant shark, we enter the Lost City of Storm's Eye and find a pair of mysterious twins. The temple at the peak of the city is frozen solid and full of sleeping dwarves and stabby ice dwarves. The expedition's head Drow have disappeared into the city.
May 16, 2020	The Twenty-Fourth Session	After an exciting, firefly-lit evening, the expedition finally trudges into the Lost City of Storm's Eye.
May 2, 2020	The Twenty-Third Session	The expedition ventures into the Underdark, and surmounts many obstacles.
Apr 18, 2020	The Twenty-Second Session	The party spends a few days in Leen restocking and getting their fortunes told. Then the expedition rolls into town. We meet Vicar again, and he introduces many new faces to us. But is this expedition made of the baddies?
Apr 4, 2020	The Twenty-First Session	Spiders. Spiders? Spiders! The Party continues to the southwest, and finally arrives in Leen, where—
Mar 21, 2020	The Twentieth Session	On the road again! Would you like some tea while you travel, or perhaps a generous helping of vines?
Jan 25, 2020	The Seventeenth Session	Salris' contact Rezzik Brazzik is revealed as a Greater Demon. And at long last, the Party completes its journey to The Sky Diamond Academy, a school of magic-users that is apparently buried in extradimensional space beneath a mountain.
Jan 11, 2020	The Sixteenth Session	We bury Tula, and meet a new companion: a coffeelock named Zelrathi.
Nov 16, 2019	The Fifteenth Session	Fair is foul and foul is fair; we find an old lady in a cottage who lets us spend the night if we help her with her yardwork. Trade happens, and we end up helping a nearby town where her granddaughter, the daughter of Boris Highhelm, lives. Things don't go well.
Nov 2, 2019	The Fourteenth Session	The Party's weregild is forgiven, and the party makes bank. Minor shopping ensues. The Party departs West Haven for Sky Diamond Academy, on horses, and travels two nights.
Oct 5, 2019	The Thirteenth Session	The Party captures Kalina, kills an ice dragon, finds the elemental egg, reunites its halves, saves the frozen arena, and takes a well-deserved long rest. The Party reaches Level 5, and gains many new magical items.
Sep 21, 2019	The Twelfth Session	The arena is frozen over, and the VIPs are missing. The Party aids in the defense of the city by battling a number of goblins, and encounters a Jester. Thalia's last wishes equip Salris with a quest to imbue an elemental egg with her ashes. The Party enters an icy plane in search of the perpetrator Kalia and the egg she used.
Aug 10, 2019	The Eleventh Session	Might of the Magus ends with Ryltar's win. The Spell-Slinger Spectacle ends in a catastrophic explosion. Tula spends days meditating.
Jul 27, 2019	The Tenth Session	Time for the Battle of the Beasts.
Jun 29, 2019	The Ninth Session	The Party gets their stuff back from the impound lot, and talks with many important people. Plans are discussed for making a lot of gold quickly; it is suggested that they participate in the tournament. Tula rides Bugfood in the joust, and doesn't do well.
Jun 15, 2019	The Eighth Session	The gang spend a night in jail and receive visits from a number of people, including a mysterious figure that grants magical feathers. The trial is held; many things are learned, and the group is convicted. The Party must pay a heavy cost.
Jun 1, 2019	The Seventh Session	The party recaptures the West Haven Beastmaster's ogre and kuthrik, and spends a night at the inn owned by Jerry's former CO. With guards on the lookout for the Party, can they clear their names before being thrown in jail? No.
May 18, 2019	The Sixth Session	This is a shopping episode. Many social faux pas are made; in the Haven there are those who would seek to thwart the festivities of the solstice.
Apr 20, 2019	The Fifth Session	The party encounters ruffians on the road, and then victims of a goblin raid. Finally, we reach the West Haven.
Apr 6, 2019	The Fourth Session	The party escapes the Kobold Cave, and returns to the village of Hillthorpe. Having rescued Kan, the party is acquired by Kan's mother Valna, the mayor, to escort her to the West Haven for the equinox meeting of the Council.
Mar 23, 2019	The Third Session: Kobolds continued	The Party continues exploring the Kobold cave, and finally finds Kan, the child we had been looking for. Then we kill the big bad Kobold chieftan.
Mar 9, 2019	The Second Session	The Party continues to faff about in the Kobolds' cave.
Feb 9, 2019	The First Session	What business has a Drow, a Human, a Half-Orc, Dragonborn and two Tieflings, riding a stolen Kobold cart through the woods, pulled by two giant weasels?

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